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Kaynil Member
Posts : 25 TGZ Points : 11380 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2013-12-10
| Subject: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:58 pm | |
| Alright I'll get the ball rolling. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? - Spoiler:
They sure are good at it!
and the classic: A man walks into a bar... ouch!I might post some more later, for now I want to see what you've got. | |
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Nirvanna Advertiser
Posts : 437 TGZ Points : 12600 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2013-11-28 Age : 30 Location : West Coast
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:39 pm | |
| I'm lame puns only work in real life when I can point or hold things I'm making puns off of xD | |
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Kaynil Member
Posts : 25 TGZ Points : 11380 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2013-12-10
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:15 am | |
| - Nirvanna wrote:
- I'm lame puns only work in real life when I can point or hold things I'm making puns off of xD
I have some friends which we start making puns a la 007 out of the most trivial things. For example: - Hey guys I need a pencil. - This guy is sharp. - Duly noted. | |
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Nirvanna Advertiser
Posts : 437 TGZ Points : 12600 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2013-11-28 Age : 30 Location : West Coast
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:20 am | |
| -laughs- thats kinda cute ^ | |
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Kalo55 Reviewer
Posts : 77 TGZ Points : 11451 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2013-12-11 Age : 31 Location : USA
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:05 pm | |
| Two blonds walk into a college... And then they woke up :P | |
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Chadlen Global moderator
Posts : 140 TGZ Points : 13457 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2013-11-25 Age : 27 Location : US
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:13 am | |
| Take a picture it will last longer
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Kalo55 Reviewer
Posts : 77 TGZ Points : 11451 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2013-12-11 Age : 31 Location : USA
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:30 pm | |
| Okay before I do something horrible here, I'm going to make this suggestion... No dead baby jokes, no cruely racist jokes, and no funeral jokes... Anything else is fair game...
preacher walks into the bar.. He asks for water and the bartender pours him a glass. He dumps the water onto the floor and says, "THIS BAR HAS NOW BEEN BLESSED! EVERYONE YOUR DRINKS ARE ON GOD" The bartender abruptly stopped him and says, "Thats no water... it's the death star"
I totally get the award for worst joke ever, right? | |
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Nirvanna Advertiser
Posts : 437 TGZ Points : 12600 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2013-11-28 Age : 30 Location : West Coast
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:21 am | |
| Tch, ruined the fun before it began Kalo xD
-pats- I kinda like it so no reward for you Kalo ~ | |
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Kalo55 Reviewer
Posts : 77 TGZ Points : 11451 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2013-12-11 Age : 31 Location : USA
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:04 pm | |
| So evil.... Such is life... I'd tell you a really funny joke, but it's completely inappropriate for public posting XD | |
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Nirvanna Advertiser
Posts : 437 TGZ Points : 12600 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2013-11-28 Age : 30 Location : West Coast
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:58 pm | |
| O do send that in a private message :3 As a side note I couldn't help but think of that darn dog meme when you said so evil cause I read it as "Such evil" and well I'll assume you know where I'm going with this so I'll stop here. As another side note to that the most creative version of that meme is when they photo combined that dogs face onto that one musician Snoop Dog or whatever bloody profession that guy belongs too. | |
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Kalo55 Reviewer
Posts : 77 TGZ Points : 11451 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2013-12-11 Age : 31 Location : USA
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:24 am | |
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Kaynil Member
Posts : 25 TGZ Points : 11380 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2013-12-10
| Subject: Re: Lame puns, bad jokes... leave the ones you know! Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:23 pm | |
| Some of Tim Vine's top jokes.
- Exit signs? They're on the way out!
- Black Beauty? Now there's a dark horse!
- Velcro? What a rip-off!
- Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
- Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said you just can't let it go can you?
- I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
- I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
- So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
- I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Got'em from here. | |
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